I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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