Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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