The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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