What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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