Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That's intense
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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