I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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