dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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