Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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