oh god the rape fog is back!
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
why is half of my head shaved?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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