Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
