Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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