I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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