so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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