In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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