she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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