How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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