Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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