He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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