At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Randomize
