He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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