At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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