My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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