This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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