is your mom at the bar?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize