so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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