Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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