Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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