Nicole vs. Life
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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