They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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