how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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