I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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