It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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