he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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