I forgot how hot balto sounded
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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