And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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