OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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