Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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