I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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