Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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