dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm always down for nudity.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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