I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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