Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
two words: eviction party
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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