ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
