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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog

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• (903): View more from Texas

  EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT

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• (509): View more from Washington

  he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive

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  Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.

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