Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night