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• (802): View more from Vermont

  is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.

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  Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.

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• (+44): View more from England

  So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  my secret santa just gave me a pregency test

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I found those 18 whoppers we bought.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".

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• (425): View more from Washington

  the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.

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• (661): View more from California

  Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.

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