Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars