Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick

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(818): View more from California

If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.

(323): View more from California

Sounds like a plan.

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(813): View more from Florida

watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

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(540): View more from Virginia

she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.

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(513): View more from Ohio

New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.

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(727): View more from Florida

Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS

(845): View more from New York

Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars

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