Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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