You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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