Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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