"it" just moved
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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