babies were throwing up all over the place
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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