Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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