He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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