so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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