problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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