Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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