so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
4 words: hood of his car
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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